Anti-Aging Housewife-
Cindy Burns
is a 25
year old trapped in the body of a
55
year old. Trying to maintain a positive attitude you get the
feeling she could snap at any time.
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Post Menopausal
Housewife –
Mrs. Hughes
says “Husbands are like brassieres… Sometimes you want to get rid
of them, but you need the support”.
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Trailer Trash Housewife -
Vicki Barbolak
Proudly she finally closed escrow… at the DMV!
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Hippie Housewife –
Karen Rontowski
says
"I
never judge people by there race or religion...I judge them by
there astrological sign."
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 Rejected Housewife
–
Frances Dilorinzo
says “I’m so excited! My
YouTube video has
been up for one year…. And I’ve already had
26
hits!”
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Confused Housewife –
Jen Murphy
says “I just got married for the sex… I never really wanted a
house!”
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Dysfunctional Housewife -
Julie Kidd
a single mom with three children
who is too busy to cook.
When she calls her kids to dinner, they run to the car!
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Over-Sexed Housewife -
Lola Gillebaard
who at age eighty-something
buys a pregnancy test on stressful days just so she can
tell herself "at least I'm
not pregnant!”
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 Inappropriate
Housewife -
Kira Soltanovich
Her husband is Irish Catholic and she's
Jewish. She agreed that after they got married, she'd convert to...
Alcoholism! |
 The Lazy Housewife –
Stephanie Blum
- We'll be lucky if she has the energy to get off the couch and
be at the show!
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 Rocket
Scientist Housewife -
Shayla Rivera
I went from NASA to comedy, now my mother wants her tuition money
back... Houston we have a problem! |
 Testosterone
provided by the funniest husband and host of the show,
Vince Harper. He’s been
married for 28 years and says their sex life is magic... It's
totally disappeared!
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